The bigger the better

Let's be honest since this is the internet.  A plump snake is more ideal than a non plump snake.  85% of women agree with this factoid and 15% are liars so take that into consideration. Women want to be impressed and only settle when they're desperate. A hard and large snake reminds women of powerful aspects of life but a small or wimpy snake reminds women of weakness.  This attraction is not only apparent in humans but also in the apes of earth.  Gorillas will typically use sign language to express their preference to large plump snakes.