Width deemed to be important

Masters and Johnson, who are actually serious researchers  performed a study a while back. They determined that any size plump snake will fit and provide adequate stimulation to the women.


The new researchers decided to do a study of a little more specific pertaining to plump snake length and width. The study gets pretty funny here because the researchers chose 50 sexually active women who considered by the multiple men to be sexually active, based on the males' prior social experience and knowledge of the females.


The researchers then personally called each of the 50 supposedly sexually active women and asked them which plump snakes felt better.


According to the study: of the 50, 45 said wide plump snakes felt better- 5 said long plump snakes felt better, and some apparently volunteered that, "sex in a relationship was better than sex without commitment."