Extenders can elongate the plump snake

By working out in the gym people can build and tone their muscles.  A plump snake extender can increase blood flow in the and over time results will come.  There is going to be a feeling of pain with the initial stretch but the additional inches you can obtain will be worth it in the long haul.

Width deemed to be important

Masters and Johnson, who are actually serious researchers  performed a study a while back. They determined that any size plump snake will fit and provide adequate stimulation to the women.


The new researchers decided to do a study of a little more specific pertaining to plump snake length and width. The study gets pretty funny here because the researchers chose 50 sexually active women who considered by the multiple men to be sexually active, based on the males' prior social experience and knowledge of the females.


The researchers then personally called each of the 50 supposedly sexually active women and asked them which plump snakes felt better.


According to the study: of the 50, 45 said wide plump snakes felt better- 5 said long plump snakes felt better, and some apparently volunteered that, "sex in a relationship was better than sex without commitment."

Increasing water intake will enlarge a man's penis by 20%

Recent studies are indicating that men who drank 20% more water increased their penis size by 20% .  Also it's always a good idea to get plenty of arginine and taurine in your diet.   This will certainly increase blood flow to the snake.  The best example is the plump snake of John Madden in the last decade.

What is not right here

Horse semen now being served to customers in New Zealand

The Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has been serving an unexpectedly popular concoction: apple-infused shots of horse semen.
The Green Man will be serving up shots of horse semen as part of the Montieth's Beer and Wild Food Challenge, which runs until July 3. This is actually not the first time that The Green Man has served horse semen. Does Jason Varley, chef at the Green Man, know something that we don't? Is horse semen destined to unseat the mojito as the classic summer drink?

Some men have not been so keen on the concoction.

"The men were very stand-offish. But a few have manned-up and said it is palatable."

Mr Varley admits to trying the drink himself which he said was "ok", and "like custard".

Showing off the plump snake has consequences

Men should only send images of the plump snake to people they can really trust.  Congressman Anthony Weiner ruined his career because he was simply too proud of  the plump snake.  He sent images of it to numerous women around the country and his actions ultimately led to his resignation.  Men can learn from his mistakes and realize it may be fine to show strangers your plump snake but just make sure law enforcement has no proof the deviant activity.

A sexless marriage typically leads to divorce

Both men and women never intend to get a divorce but it does happen.  Neither would want to get married and eventually regret it entirely however millions of people get a divorced annually on the world. One of the leading factors is a sexless marriage.  This is why so many couples need to address issues of a small plump snake.  If couples together would simply do whatever it takes to maintain a larger plump snake then the divorce rate wouldn't be so high.

Huge hands and feet don't indicate a huge plump snake

There is no correlation between hand or feet size or anything else and snake size.  Larger men generally have bigger body parts, smaller guys are smaller.  But no specific body part can be used as a guage to estimate plump snake size.  It's just a myth but nevertheless women prefer the look and feel of a large plump snake

Reduce your sperm count with cell phones

That last thing any man needs is accidentally getting a woman pregnant.  The good news is that modern research is showing men can become infertile with their frequent cell phone use.  The radiation coming and going from the cell phone will reduce the healthy sperm count of men.  Some fear mongering journalists have hypothesized the radiation can also cause different forms of cancer, but that's simply absurd.  More good news is that men no longer need to wear uncomfortable condoms on the plump snake as long as they keep their cell phones stay close to the groin area.

The bigger the better

Let's be honest since this is the internet.  A plump snake is more ideal than a non plump snake.  85% of women agree with this factoid and 15% are liars so take that into consideration. Women want to be impressed and only settle when they're desperate. A hard and large snake reminds women of powerful aspects of life but a small or wimpy snake reminds women of weakness.  This attraction is not only apparent in humans but also in the apes of earth.  Gorillas will typically use sign language to express their preference to large plump snakes.

Jelqing works for most people

The method of jelqing involves stroking and pulling the snake for 15 to 20 minutes a day.  The key is to not achieve an erection during the exercise and of course do not climax.  Perform the exercise every other day so you have one day of rest.  It typically requires alot of dedication.  You will be forcing more blood into the penis muscles. Over time, these muscles starts holding more blood and hence make your penis bigger and thicker.  Your hand movements are like that it feels like you are trying to milk your snake.